Any male who:
a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest
alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their
god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers,
friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.