Any male who:
a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest
alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when
inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a
Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.