Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!
Zach:
What's that?
Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its
fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay
Zach:
That's what its called? I've done that all the time!
Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery
Zach: Tough luck.