auto-pederast 

see jaxxor

auto-pederast by heh October 16, 2003

autopedrasty 

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!

Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.

autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

Autopederast 

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

Autopederast by Link January 21, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004