ped

Brittish slang. Short for moped - a small motorbike mostly of the 2 stroke 50cc variety.

Baz: How fast does your ped go?
Gaz: 27 mate

by eyebrows78 June 21, 2005

ped

It's short for pedophile.

"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."

by jenevieve October 19, 2005

ped

A word commonly used by office managers for "small black filing cabinets."

Good Morning,
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.
Thank you,

by gmanATX February 12, 2010

ped

a shorter version of "pedestian"

Whoooa Emily, watch out for those jay-walking peds!

by Kara September 25, 2005

ped

1) A speedbump in gta, pedestrian

2) Performance Enhancing Drug - used by Baseball players to break homerun records at the cost of penis size (their wives only want the money, anyway).

1) Damn peds, can't they see i'm driving on this sidewalk?

2) PEDs are the leading cause of smallcox.

by Mr. Clean May 31, 2004

ped

Swahili for getting drunk

andrew: hey goma lets grab the ped
goma: fucking fucker what the fuck
andrew: come lets go to la orden and grab the ped!!!

by drizzle May 25, 2004

ped

A person that you can take advantage of or boss around without any objection from them.

Mark does all my chores for me he is my ped.

I think John is a ped because he does everyone's work.

by Nemous SAC January 03, 2017