Someone who is turned on by himself as a child. As kids like exploring each other's bodies he may wish, in his role as a child, to do this with other children upon which he will be discovered and feel most misunderstood.
Joe is an autopaedophile, he'll get along very well with little Jimmy, they seem to have so much in common.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)