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autopaedophilia 

Wanking whilst looking at pictures of oneself as a child
Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...
autopaedophilia by Dee_Em September 10, 2010

autopaedophile 

Someone who is turned on by himself as a child. As kids like exploring each other's bodies he may wish, in his role as a child, to do this with other children upon which he will be discovered and feel most misunderstood.
Joe is an autopaedophile, he'll get along very well with little Jimmy, they seem to have so much in common.
autopaedophile by Gantier June 25, 2014
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026