Link's definitions

Notepad

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....

hghgjhgj uyhgyg

by Link June 26, 2004

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

fun

1.
F is for fucking, which we do together
U is for you and mee
N is for NEwhere and NEtime at all
When we're in the bed fu-ckiiiiiiiiing!
2.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium!.... bombs
N is for no surviiiiiiiivors!
When you slaughter, kill, an maim thiiiiings!

by Link October 16, 2003

Kitty Forwoman

A cool woman who, if you mess with, will kick your ass

She beat up a 21 year old man

by Link September 10, 2003