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Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
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cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face
by Link January 21, 2005
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damn it

Another example of how idiots spell "dammit." You only say "damn it" if you are saying something like, "Damn it all to hell."
No example needed.
by Link May 2, 2004
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Trendy

A 'Trendy' is a person that wears the same as his/her ten mates.
For the male this normally involves slip on shoes, tight jeans and a shirt normally in a pastel shade or resembling your nans table cloth. His friend will be wearing the same but maybe a different coloured shirt if they are feeling adventurous.
They enjoy going into town on a saturday night to get drunk and then pick a fight with anyone on the way home.
The female, wearing various FCUK items, and looking like someone from Pop Idol, like her male counterparts, is often quite 'slutty' and brash and enjoys sex in alley ways.

Normally they have no individuality and the IQ of a Limpet with mental problems.
Person A: Look! There's a trendy who stands out from his mates.

Person B: Jesus H Christ!
by Link December 8, 2004
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HEY

Another one of Lil' Jon's popular catchphrases that he says in songs that feature him. This is the lesser known one. The other three are YEAH, OKAY, and WHAT?!.
Lil' Jon: HEY! yeah... OKAY-OKAY-OKay...!
Usher: Yeah-eah-eah-eah!
by Link January 23, 2005
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Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.
by Link December 8, 2004
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Skill

For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
by Link December 8, 2004
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