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1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.
2. An insult
2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
Get the Shit phelgm mug.Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.
Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.
Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
by Link January 21, 2005
Get the cum mug.Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
by Link June 25, 2004
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Get the Panty hamster mug.For a person to say they are 'Skill' means that they think they are good at something or have just done something great (Skill)
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
The rules from the Primary School Slang Handbook state:
"One must be skill with two 'L's and not just one. This has to be clearly stated after the word is said. If a person is 'Skill' with only one 'L' it means they have horses bum disease"
Stan - "Did you see that goal? I'm skil"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
Ray - "You never said skill with two L's, that means you have horses bum disease"
by Link December 8, 2004
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