Link's definitions

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005

fun

1.
F is for fucking, which we do together
U is for you and mee
N is for NEwhere and NEtime at all
When we're in the bed fu-ckiiiiiiiiing!
2.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium!.... bombs
N is for no surviiiiiiiivors!
When you slaughter, kill, an maim thiiiiings!

by Link October 16, 2003

Kitty Forwoman

A cool woman who, if you mess with, will kick your ass

She beat up a 21 year old man

by Link September 10, 2003

g-string

It's yarn, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out and wear 'em.

Clair: Mr. Shady, what's a g-string?
Mr. Shady: It's yarn, Clair, women stick 'em up their be-hinds, go out an wear 'em.
Clair: huh?

by Link October 30, 2003

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

bubbles

A beautiful girl who likes babies. She likes cute things and pink.

Damn shes bubbles

by Link February 14, 2003