Link's definitions

Aflac

A health insurance company who has a duck for a mascot that says "AFLAC!!!"

Duck: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Link December 28, 2003

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

maddox.xmission.com

It owns you.

Maddox is Ruler of the Universe, and you know it.

by Link June 25, 2004

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!

no example is needed, dude

by Link January 17, 2005

hamster

The squirrels' cohorts in world domination.

They're trying to take over the fuckin' world, I tell ya, I swear to God...

by Link January 23, 2005