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Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!
by Link June 25, 2004
Get the douchemug. Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.
Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.
Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
by Link January 21, 2005
Get the cummug. 1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.
2. An insult
2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
Get the Shit phelgmmug. hghgjhgj uyhgyg
by Link June 26, 2004
Get the Notepadmug. by Link February 14, 2003
Get the bubblesmug. 
Get the Aflacmug. by Link January 23, 2005
Get the hamstermug.