autopedo 

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

autopedo by Rakis April 8, 2016

autopedrasty 

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!

Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.

autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

Autopeotomy 

To cut one's cock off.

Ken only carried out autopeotomy once... as the unfortunate fellow only had one penis.

Autopeotomy by MackTheGun February 8, 2012

Autopederast 

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

Autopederast by Link January 21, 2005

autopedophile 

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

autopedophile by RÆZ July 23, 2021

autopaedophilia 

Wanking whilst looking at pictures of oneself as a child

Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...

autopaedophilia by Dee_Em September 10, 2010

autopenodentalate 

v. To brush one's teeth using his or her own penis as both toothbrush and toothpaste dispenser.

Andrew is a pufta who autopenodentalates.

autopenodentalate by wingmanwingmanwingman November 18, 2007