asstoot 

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.

Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.

asstoot by asstoot February 7, 2010

asstote 

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

Assroot 

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

Assthot 

A person that truly fucks around and says stupid stuff and is a thot to the bone. You can never truly believe what they are saying cause they usually just lie.

Yo fam, that guy is an assthot, for though.
She is being an assthot!
Dude, did you hear that Kameron is an assthot?

Assthot by The realist brother March 16, 2017

asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.

"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.

asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004

Assfoot 

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

Assfoot by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

asstrots 

n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.

adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.

"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."

"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."

asstrots by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010