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Assroot
Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011
Assthot
A person that truly fucks around and says stupid stuff and is a thot to the bone. You can never truly believe what they are saying cause they usually just lie.
Yo fam, that guy is an assthot, for though.
She is being an assthot!
Dude, did you hear that Kameron is an assthot?
She is being an assthot!
Dude, did you hear that Kameron is an assthot?
Assthot by The realist brother March 16, 2017
asstooth
Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.
"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"
"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.
"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.
asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004
Assfoot
Assfoot by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020
asstrots
n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.
adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.
adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.
"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."
"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."
"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."
asstrots by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010
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