asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.

"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.

asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004

asstoot 

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.

Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.

asstoot by asstoot February 7, 2010