asstoomouth 

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.

Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.

asstoomouth by Brotanical October 10, 2017

asstomouthstronaut 

a traveller who explores the ass, then immediately explores the mouth; may or may not be in the space program

"That girl moved to England. She says she's an astronaut."
"Maybe an asstomouthstronaut..."

asstomouthstronaut by huntsvillain June 12, 2009