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A person that truly fucks around and says stupid stuff and is a thot to the bone. You can never truly believe what they are saying cause they usually just lie.
Yo fam, that guy is an assthot, for though.
She is being an assthot!
Dude, did you hear that Kameron is an assthot?
Assthot by The realist brother March 16, 2017
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Assthetics 

The Judge of how good or beautiful(sexy) somebody's ass looks
Damn, that chicks got some serious assthetics
Assthetics by Mikaleo April 22, 2010
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assthomistic 

anything that is stupid. originated from the biggest idiot known as Thomas Price.
Sticking a paper clip in an electrical socket is assthomistic.
assthomistic by citrusman March 27, 2005
Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.
Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.
asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

Assthethicc 

A booty pleasing in appearance; thic. Something too fucking nice to not look at.
“Damn she hella assthethicc”
“Your body is assthethiccally pleasing”
Assthethicc by mmmmmaxxi July 12, 2018
adjective; a hot chick having a spankable butt
who wudnt like to run their hands all over some asshot chick
asshot by bond-svnit August 8, 2011

assthetic 

adj. 1.Having a beautiful ass; 2.see bootylicious
"Jennifer Lopez is assthetic."

assthetic by mic dundee July 23, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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