asstote
Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.
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assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005
asstowel
A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.
asstowel by Legallywasted August 14, 2014
asstoe
dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him
Asstomer
Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.
asystotext
Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.
Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.
asystotext by Logastellus January 23, 2018
asstoker
Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.
So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.