asstote 

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

asstote by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.

His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.

assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005

asstowel 

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.

Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.

asstowel by Legallywasted August 14, 2014

asstoe 

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there

dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him

asstoe by baggee September 14, 2006

Asstomer 

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.

Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"

Asstomer by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011

asystotext 

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.

Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.

asystotext by Logastellus January 23, 2018

asstoker 

Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.

So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.

asstoker by Tina’s August 15, 2020