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asstote

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.
Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.
by Goodtypes September 13, 2012
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assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.
His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.
by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005
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asstowel

A cloth fabric that is placed on a chair or sofa where you can sit naked. This could be a dish towel, a towel or even a rag. It is for avoiding contact with genitals and the surface sitting area of a chair or any place to sit.
Honey, can you bring me an asstowel to use on the chair ? I am to lazy to get dressed.
by Legallywasted August 14, 2014
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asstoe

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there
dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him
by baggee September 14, 2006
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Asstomer

Combination of "asshole" and "customer." A customer who is a complete asshole to an employee(s) and/or a customer who messes up a lot of the store's product, especially when they see it's just been fixed and made to look nice.
Employee 1: "Damn customer just messed up all the shirts I just folded"
Employee 2: "Stupid asstomer"
by Nikkkkk5 July 21, 2011
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asystotext

Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.
Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriend in the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.
by Logastellus January 23, 2018
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asstoker

Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.
So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.
by Tina’s August 15, 2020
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