n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.
adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.
adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.
"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."
"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."
"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."
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A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.
Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
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