asstrots 

n. The product of a night that starts out at the Mexican buffet and ends up in the last stall of some shithole pub.

adv. To have a case of the Tijuana shitstorms, directly related to low quality deep fried food and excessive hard liquor (or in some cases, piss beer). The victim typically trots like a horse to the bathroom in a panic.

"I never knew chimichangas and Jaegar could produce such a plethora of asstrots all over the back wall of the handicap stall at The Elbow Room."

"There goes Melvin with the asstrots all the way to the shitter! Hope he doesn't blow an O-ring."

asstrots by Kissel Krooner August 25, 2010

Astrotska 

A imaginary country in a game called Papers Please.

Glory to Astrotska.

Astrotska by is me fan of ton game xD lol February 2, 2019

Asstros 

A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.

Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?

Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.

Asstros by D00mguy9000 October 31, 2022

asstroturfing 

The same as astroturfing, except done so ineptly that the astroturfer makes an ass of himself.

That viral was so obviously staged; I hate it when companies start asstroturfing.

asstroturfing by NTUK November 18, 2009

asstroturf 

An ass, most commonly male, that is covered in a thick nasty layer of hair

the girl pulled his pants off and was disgusted at his asstroturf...

asstroturf by zizdsthgskbfgb February 15, 2012

Asstrosity 

A word used to describe a huge ass.

Mick:Man look at that asstrosity!
Gorge:I know right, its huge!

Asstrosity by That one kid on the street. April 16, 2017