melvin

definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!

Look at matt he is so melvin

melvin by xmku2.0 July 7, 2011

Melvin

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.

A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.

Melvin by kaibakid February 11, 2010

Melvin

a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.

girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.

Melvin by torimusic October 6, 2012

melvin

A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.

It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.

melvin by alicenwundrlnd October 14, 2014

Melvin

A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma

Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily

Melvin by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018

melvin

A wedgie in the front.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

melvin by Ithaca June 19, 2005

Melvin

A wedgie in the front. Also sometimes called a Minerva for girls

Ouch that Melvin really hurt my balls

Melvin by Poop23456677543 December 1, 2013