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Look at matt he is so melvin
by xmku2.0 July 7, 2011
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Melvin

One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago.
A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin.
His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris.
Epic.
A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.
by kaibakid February 11, 2010
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a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
by torimusic October 6, 2012
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A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.
It is not okay to pick your Melvin in public.
by alicenwundrlnd October 14, 2014
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A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma
Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily
by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018
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A wedgie in the front.
Dude, we totally just melvined Death!
by Ithaca June 19, 2005
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A wedgie in the front. Also sometimes called a Minerva for girls
Ouch that Melvin really hurt my balls
by Poop23456677543 December 1, 2013
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