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An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.
The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.
assroom by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.
When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.
Assrotting by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010
A potent and evil smell originating from the anal cavity. This is the end result from a random and unusual mixture of foods. I.e Coffee, cesar salad and curry.
Sue Ellen: Awh heck Bill! What da hell is that turrible smell?
Bill: Ahhh, sorry Suzie, I got the toots again.
Sue Ellen: Damnit boy! That ain't the toots, it's a severe case of assrot.
Bill: Well, atleast we know what to call 'em now.
assrot by Dick Ears July 26, 2010
Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.
"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.
asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004
A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.
"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

assrobot 

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey
"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
assrobot by Batrastard July 14, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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