Assroot 

The invisible bond that's created between your ass and the couch after hitting some bomb ass weed

Danyael is so stoned, he's grown an assroot to the couch and can't get up

Assroot by DanyaelDemonic May 18, 2011

assroom

An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.

The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.

assroom by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

Assrotting by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010

assrot 

A potent and evil smell originating from the anal cavity. This is the end result from a random and unusual mixture of foods. I.e Coffee, cesar salad and curry.

Sue Ellen: Awh heck Bill! What da hell is that turrible smell?
Bill: Ahhh, sorry Suzie, I got the toots again.
Sue Ellen: Damnit boy! That ain't the toots, it's a severe case of assrot.
Bill: Well, atleast we know what to call 'em now.

assrot by Dick Ears July 26, 2010

asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.

"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.

asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004

Assfoot 

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

Assfoot by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

assrobot 

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

assrobot by Batrastard July 14, 2003