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assfuckery
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009
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asslicker
1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015
ass sucker
A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.
See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
ass sucker by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005
Assfucker
One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003
Assfucked without lube or a kiss
In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006
Assdickery
Assdickery by gemuadrken January 13, 2011
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