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by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005
Get the nucking futs mug.If somebody says they're going to be straight forward with you it means that they're just going to come out and say what they are feeling without dancing around it.
by koolkalifornia September 17, 2005
Get the straight forward mug.The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.
When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.
When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.
Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*
by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005
Get the Krustamafuck mug.A phrase to describe you just got it on with a girl, usually more than one.
It can be used in past, present and future tense (see example).
It can be used in past, present and future tense (see example).
by koolkalifornia February 9, 2005
Get the jump the party mug.A weekly podcast/blogcast starring Louise "Weezy" Palanker and Laura "The Swish" Swisher (from G4TV's Unscrewed with Martin Sargent) as well as their tech guy Matt Hartley.
Congrats my friend, you just witnessed another weekly adventure in comedy-casting thanks to Weezy and The Swish.
by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005
Get the weezy and the swish mug.Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.
Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.
Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.
Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.
by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005
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