Definitions by koolkalifornia

ttfn 

A polite way concocted by Disney to have Tigger say "titty fucking" on Winnie the Pooh without scaring children or their loving parents.

Tigger: TTFN!
Pervert: OMG, he just said titty f'n!

ttfn by koolkalifornia May 27, 2008

dirty 

A racial epithet referring to Mexicans.

Blonde Girl: Some dirty tried picking me up today.
Boyfriend: Fucking dirties have no respect.

dirty by koolkalifornia November 12, 2007

wolk 

To stick it in the pooper while being given a dirty sanchez.

Guy: Do you wolk?
Friend: Fuck no, that's for homos.

wolk by koolkalifornia November 27, 2006

nucking futs 

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

nucking futs by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

yodelin' in the valley

To perform cunninglingus. Used in the Kid Rock song "Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley".

Some guy: I was yodelin' in the valley last night.
Some other guy: *sings*
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Yo, Yo, Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley

yodelin' in the valley by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

Krustamafuck 

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

Krustamafuck by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005

weezy and the swish 

A weekly podcast/blogcast starring Louise "Weezy" Palanker and Laura "The Swish" Swisher (from G4TV's Unscrewed with Martin Sargent) as well as their tech guy Matt Hartley.

Congrats my friend, you just witnessed another weekly adventure in comedy-casting thanks to Weezy and The Swish.

weezy and the swish by koolkalifornia December 28, 2005