14 definitions by koolkalifornia

nucking futs

An anagram of fucking nuts first used in the movie "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star".

50 million people used to watch him on TV. Now he washes their cars. -- That's nucking futs!

by koolkalifornia October 23, 2005

wolk

To stick it in the pooper while being given a dirty sanchez.

Guy: Do you wolk?
Friend: Fuck no, that's for homos.

by koolkalifornia November 27, 2006

ttfn

A polite way concocted by Disney to have Tigger say "titty fucking" on Winnie the Pooh without scaring children or their loving parents.

Tigger: TTFN!
Pervert: OMG, he just said titty f'n!

by koolkalifornia May 27, 2008

peeping tom

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.

Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

pigeon shit

"Pigeon shit" is usually used to explain a bleak situation when other words fail.

I lost my job, my house and now my woman? PIGEON SHIT!

by koolkalifornia October 1, 2005

ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.

Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

Krustamafuck

The funniest most fularious fucking word you'll ever read.

When in an argument with some jack ass call him/her a krustamafuck and he/she will burst out in laughter, allowing you to sucker punch him/her.

Jackass: Who in the FUCK do you think you are taking MY parking spot?!
You: Piss off krustamafuck!
Jackass: *breaks out in laugher*
You: *punches jackass in the gut*

by koolkalifornia October 24, 2005