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subservient chicken 

A bizarre advertising stunt pulled by Burger King, where you 'control' a giant rooster-man wearing a garter belt.

Through the eyes of its 'webcam', you can throw any command you like, from 'jump', to 'watch tv', to 'hump the couch'.

www.subservientchicken.com
"The subservient chicken is strange as hell, and did not make me any hungrier for chicken."
subservient chicken by That Guy April 11, 2004

subservient chicken 

A retarded chicken that is misleadingly made out to be a "live broadcast" when it is actually pre-recorded. It can pick out words in the middle of junk, like "fjkdlfakjljfkjumpfjkdlfjad" (look in the middle, you'll see "jump"), yet cannot understand "L I G H T S - O F F" (it will understand "lights off"). The only reason I don't diss this completely is because Nikita likes it, and cuz I'm crazy about her... oops, I shouldn't be saying that where she can see it. Oh well.

Subservient Chicken 

Note: The above definition is old. I do not like Nikita anymore - not even as a friend!
Kwih. Kwih.

Subservient Retard 

See Subservient Chicken
Is that a Subservient Chicken or a Subservient Retard?

subservience

willingness to obey others unquestioningly
The subservience trainee moved up.
subservience by Art Geek (^ᗜ^) October 18, 2017

Subservientist

One who practices Subservientism.
The subservientist believed that by outlawing the right of someone to protect themselves from criminals or a tyrannical government, it would create a peaceful society.
Subservientist by Aadkjlkj April 11, 2018