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Ass-Sucker

1) Sodomy.

2) A stupid person.

3) A Loser.

4) a person that always get questions wrong or try to get answers and advice from bad information.
" Im a ass-sucker...in bed! "," Wow, you got it bad ass-sucker!", " You dumb little ass-sucker!", Any one who uses Wikipedia as their only online source of info is an ass-sucker.
Ass-Sucker by yo baby's dady! February 17, 2010

ass-sucker

1) Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the buttox during sexuall intercourse.
2) A person with an I.Q. lower than 50.
3) An annoying or mean person.
1) He was a real ass-sucker.
2) Stop being an ass-sucker!
3) Shut up, ass-sucker!
ass-sucker by Anonymous June 14, 2003

ass sucker

A total lame ass that is usually doing stupid and/or retarded things.

See also: dumb fuck, ass hole, dumb shit, fuck face and stupid fuck.
Stan: Cartman, you're an ass sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass sucker. You suck ass. You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.
ass sucker by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

ass sucker

some one that suck nasty hariy ass
Jake pelter is a furry ass sucker
ass sucker by Dan January 26, 2004

ass sucker

someone who sucks on assholes that havent been wiped
ass sucker by dsghdfghdh July 7, 2003

ignorant ass cock sucker 

A stupid individual who foolishly commits an act of transgression towards another, for the sake of instant gratification.
That ignorant ass cock sucker just cut me off to get to his exit. Nevermind the accident that was caused as a result!
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