3 definitions by The Eta

pedestriot

A pedestrian who fails to follow traffic safety laws, either intentionally or by neglignce, often to their own detriment. Combination of "pedestrian" and "idiot".

Last week I saw a guy talking on his cell phone step out in front of a bus. If the bus driver hadn't been paying attention, that pedestriot probably have would have gotten killed.

by The Eta April 13, 2009

assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

saber-tooth tiger

A woman hitting on younger men whose age puts her far beyond the "cougar" category

I knew Mike had a thing for cougars but when I saw a 55 year-old lady talking to him, I realized he had transitioned to saber-tooth tigers.

by The Eta July 2, 2009