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assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.
"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."
assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

Assfucker 

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.
Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!
Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucker 

Someone who loves to sodomize (a.k.a. anal sex); a homosexual male. Or any guy who loves to have anal sex with a woman.
Bill Clinton is an assfucker.
Assfucker by Jack Hitgoud March 27, 2005

[assfuckery] 

Scandalous and/or excessively stupid behavior perpetrated by retards that gives one the sensation of having a severely chafed anus.
"There can't possibly be anything worse than the last 8 years of assfuckery under the Bush administration, it's just not fucking possible."
[assfuckery] by C.L.R. January 30, 2009

asspucker 

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea
Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.
asspucker by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

assfucker 

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.
My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.
assfucker by KyERnurse August 31, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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