afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

aftercare

Taking care of someone after preforming sexual activities with them. Cuddling, talking, etc.

He's so good with aftercare, he makes me feel safe.

by wisefrog69 December 8, 2021

Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

by M193 January 22, 2014

aftercare

Post-sex wind-down ritual; recharging (i.e. relaxing, cuddling, soft pillow talk, listening to each other's heartbeats, soft kisses).

According to G. Smith, and R. Varina, "If you're not already doing it after sex (aftercare), you should be."

by talk2me-JCH2 December 5, 2022

Afterblaze

The feeling you get when you smoked a J and feel tired and dreamy two/three hours afterward.

Dude that Jonko killed me, my nigga. I'm afterblazed as fuck.

by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015

Aftercare

Coming down from subspace after having some form of sexual intercourse and then being taken care of. The care after sex. It can be cuddles, bathing, etc

After I fucked my sub out good, I washed him up in the bathtub and snuggled with him for aftercare.

by strawberry cunt March 22, 2021

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010