Afterboner
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010
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afterboner
the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.
afterboner by gamervolcano May 4, 2015
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afterburner
1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.
Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!
afterburner by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008
aftertone
aftertone by Thedefinitionofbooperdooper February 22, 2018
Afterberner
Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009
afterburner
After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~
afterburner by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018
dutch afterburner
The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
dutch afterburner by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016
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