Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.

Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.

by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

afterburner

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.

Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008

aftertone

The ending tone of a song you sang

" Nice song, but Your aftertone could be better"
"Fuck off janice"

by Thedefinitionofbooperdooper February 22, 2018

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.

"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"

by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

afterburner

A joint smoked at the tail end of a dextromethorphan (DXM) drug trip to reintensify the effects

After robotripping at Sesame Place, me and Big Bird lit up an afterburner and watched the sunset melt in the sky 8-}-~

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

dutch afterburner

The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face

This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner

by Smelly tuna May 3, 2016