Afterbation
Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010
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Afterbation
The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
Afterbation by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018
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Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."
Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."
Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
afterbation by the lorilax April 14, 2014
Afterbation Disgust
The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010
aftercution
A word used by Jim Howick in a blooper for Horrible Histories, when he just couldn’t remember the term Execution.
Jim: “I’m seriously considering not coming to the next Aftercution”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
Ben: “What? What’s an aftercution?”
aftercution by The.Llama.Farma May 25, 2021
altercation
altercation by Ian2 June 29, 2007
Afterbatin'
The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
Afterbatin' by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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