Afterblaze
Afterblaze by TipleOGCash January 28, 2015
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Afterbate
The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
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After Blaze • Afterbate • Afterblast • afterblues • Afterhaze • afterlater • after-bake • after-baked
afterbake
That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
afterblues
(Noun). The mild depression following excessive use of marijuana, typically one to two days following the last time of use. The manner in which the afterblues hit will depend on how much marijuana was smoked and the quality; some afterblues will hit very hard but last less than an hour, and some will come on more slowly and last a day or more.
afterblues by CircusFolk September 16, 2008
Afterblast
Toward the end of your weed high when you but a big fat hognut of grizzly or Copenhagen and feel the wonders of nicotine while high
Afterblast by k00nt0wn June 1, 2016
After Blaze
When you smoke your favorite cannabis product before you fall alseep and you wake up and your still fucked up!
After Blaze by dfanarchy April 20, 2010
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