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Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014
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afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

Afterhaze 

The feeling of being really out of it in the morning from smoking too much the night before.
I have such an afterhaze going that I puked on the way to work.
Afterhaze by N8dog June 12, 2008

afterblues 

(Noun). The mild depression following excessive use of marijuana, typically one to two days following the last time of use. The manner in which the afterblues hit will depend on how much marijuana was smoked and the quality; some afterblues will hit very hard but last less than an hour, and some will come on more slowly and last a day or more.
"The afterblues hit me like a Mack truck today at work."
afterblues by CircusFolk September 16, 2008

Afterblast

Toward the end of your weed high when you but a big fat hognut of grizzly or Copenhagen and feel the wonders of nicotine while high
I just smoked and threw in the fattest hognut of copenhagen dude..... this shit is afterblast
Afterblast by k00nt0wn June 1, 2016

After Blaze 

When you smoke your favorite cannabis product before you fall alseep and you wake up and your still fucked up!
imma after blaze for school tmrw
After Blaze by dfanarchy April 20, 2010