after-bake

after you smoked weed and you aren't baked anymore, the feeling of relaxation and comfort that lingers after.

i'm enjoying a good after-bake even though i smoked like an hour ago

by thefern April 22, 2009

after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.

I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.

by Coke Munk June 15, 2009

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

Afterbate

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

by M193 January 22, 2014

afterbake

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.

SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.

by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009