Wouhl 

Wouhl is a wall within your nose bone that creates a small alcove inside your nostrils. Things can be found there such as boogers and other waste material.

Wow! Look a that guy he's got a Wouhl!

Wouhl by Thomas Winther23 October 5, 2023

Wohlfunk 

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.

"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."

Wohlfunk by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

wish a nigga would by Bossman999 July 26, 2015

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

woulda

Short for "would have".

I woulda played fo good.

woulda by Fangsta March 17, 2003