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Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery
That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.
Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014
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Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."
Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020
A British slang term formed by the contraction of "What are you up to?"
"Wot'cher up ta?" devolved into this now-common greeting. See also wotcha.
"Wotcher, Harry! Good to see ya, mate!"
wotcher by flamingsword May 26, 2005
The cool way of saying "What are you up to?" in a formal greeting, because the British have the best slang. Alternate form is "wotcha".
"Wotcher?" Alice Morgan said, as she rescued Luther from Stark.
Wotcher by Mwatuangi September 21, 2014
1) 99 calories! Wowcher!

2) *waxes leg* Wowcher!
3) Oh my wowcher, I can't believe you just did that!
wowcher by Cescix_14 December 13, 2016