Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

wouchebag

That person that everyone knows who is a weasel and a douchebag. He carries all of the traits of being a little pinhead but also a complete douchebag.

We thought that we had seen every type of jerk but when Pete came in, it was obvious we now had a world-class wouchebag in the joint.

wouchebag by Kieth33 January 17, 2009

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

Goochebag by stsully November 24, 2019

Doochebagery 

Somebody who is acting dumb and/or anal about something pointless and/or absurd.

"Stop your doochebagery!"

Doochebagery by Waltor May 7, 2008

Wooshbag 

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

Wooshbag by FlareK7 January 28, 2021

Doochebag 

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

Doochebag by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

foochebag 

Portmanteau of "foodie" and "douchebag," typically referring to foodies who are categorized by "attention-seeking, elitism, and superficiality." Basically, arrogant food bloggers and Twitter users.

What is your deal with "foochebags" this month? Did someone not share their foie gras with you?"

foochebag by K. Virgin September 9, 2010