calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.
Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.
by slimjimcalorieexterminator January 27, 2012
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microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.
person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories
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Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.
Avoid calories at all costs.
by Loreley February 14, 2012
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the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.
by Organ Donor August 20, 2003
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calorie

A measure of heat, equal to the amount of energy required to raise one gram of water by one degree Celsius. Not to be confused with the food Calorie (capital C), which is equal to 1 kilocalorie (1000 calories), or the amount of energy required to raise one kilogram of water by one degree Celsius.

1 calorie = 4.184 joules
When people talk about the amount of calories they get from food, they are really referring to Calories, or kilocalories.
by hoyvin-mayvin December 2, 2005
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Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.
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calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.
salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good
by Quimsey April 26, 2006
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