tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.
by slimjimcalorieexterminator January 26, 2012
Avoid calories at all costs.
by Loreley February 14, 2012
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by Eden953 May 14, 2015
the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.
by Organ Donor August 20, 2003