10 definitions by Char777

Woochology

The study of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Sorry I can’t play, I have to go to woochology class.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

Wooched

When someone has yelled wooch to you.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Dang it I’ve been wooched.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019

10 SnapChat Theory

The 10 SnapChat Theory is a modern theory that states that every (single) girl who is at least averagely attractive is talking to at least 10 guys on SnapChat at all times. Even if you think you are in a talking stage with this girl, it is likely you are one of 10. Good luck pal.

Nino: “I’ve been talking to this gal on snap, she pre fine innit I think it could go somewhere”
Charlie “Dude have you not heard of the 10 SnapChat theory? You’re cooked.”

by Char777 January 6, 2025

What’s Fugma

When somebody asks. “What’s Fugma?” And only what’s Fugma, nothing else, you must dab. It’s the law.

Charlie: Do you know what Fugma is?
Grump: No... What’s Fugma?
Charlie: *dabs*

by Char777 October 15, 2019

Grump Paradox

If you travel back in time to prevent a great grandfather, Grump, from being molested by his uncle, then Grump would never molest you. But then, you never would have gone back in time to prevent him from being molested.

1. A famous well known paradox is called the Grump Paradox
2. Grump don't molest me! (Grump Paradox)

by Char777 December 12, 2024

Roguldu

A roguldu is a sound made when you find someone very attractive. A girl can be mediocre, hot, attractive. But if she’s smoking hot. It’s a roguldu moment

Hey look at that cute girl! ROGULDU

by Char777 May 28, 2021

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019