Wonkiness

Of or related to being wonky in a situation or scenario

Why all the wonkiness bro, nobody cares your third nipple looks like a Milk Dud

by Archangelmbc December 18, 2016

performative wokeness

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.

People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

by Brainshrub August 28, 2019

Chunky Wonkies

A girl called Maria who is often a little bolita and is very cute
She usually has her hair blonde but it depends

She is such a cute chunky wonkies

by WokeOne909 March 19, 2021

wankness

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

by subnet zero January 15, 2009

Whack-A-Bob Wonkins

A somewhat popular game played in 17th century Europe and the Colonial U.S., Usu. a party game. Named for famed historical icon Robert Wonkins, he is often referred to as "The Great Robert Wonkins." Players gather in a circle, whereupon one of the players is elected the "Charlie." The newly-elected "Charlie" takes a small billyclub or "Whack-a-Bob" and circles the group for 10 seconds, gives a hearty "Hey Lolly Lolly!" and bashes the nearest player square in the teeth. If said bashee remains conscious, he or she becomes the new "Charlie." The game is played until there is only one person left standing, at which time you can rifle through your opponents pockets at will.

Thad and I just finished a most delightful round of Whack-A-Bob Wonkins. I am now ninepence richer for it!

by Solid J MacAwesomepants January 13, 2005

workness

Something you do at your occupation or carrier.

Keep your workness area free of cluter

by steviemarie August 18, 2013

wokeness

A measurable state of awareness about what's happening in the world.

Tim has a wokeness level of 9 out of 10; he can always cite important events and their context in what is happening in the world.

by Jean Ember April 14, 2017