Wankiness

Generally being a douche bag

Wankiness: When your mate scores a goal in soccer (or something) then proceeds to do a back flip in front of everyone to show how cool he is.

by GGGGS May 4, 2013

Waviness

The quality or state of being Wavy or Wavey.

Max B: So you think you wavy huh?
Cooli Carlito: My Waviness is untouchable

by LaxativeReviews May 1, 2021

wankness

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

by subnet zero January 15, 2009

Wankeress

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

wangliness

n. 1. The size, shape, or quality of one's penis.
2. In conjunction with "your," a term of respect.

Your wangliness is impressive, your wangliness.

by Wangle May 27, 2005

wackness

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.

I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.

by cazort October 14, 2004

The Wackness

Movie that came out in 2008 starring Ben Kingsley as an offbeat psychotherapist (Dr. Jeffrey Squires), Josh Peck as his drug-dealing 18 year old patient (Luke Shapiro), and Olivia Thirlby as the psychiatrist's daughter (Stephanie) whom Luke falls in love with.

Mary-Kate Olsen makes an appearance as a hippie with dreads.

Was actually a decent movie. Made you laugh and cry and left you feeling overall pretty good.

Proved that every now and then Nickelodeon stars can in fact be talented. Josh Peck's performance was incredible.

Have you seen The Wackness yet? Makes you think twice about Josh Peck.

by blarghle August 9, 2009