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wankness 

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire
John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.
wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009
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wackness 

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.
I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.
wackness by cazort October 14, 2004

The Wackness 

Movie that came out in 2008 starring Ben Kingsley as an offbeat psychotherapist (Dr. Jeffrey Squires), Josh Peck as his drug-dealing 18 year old patient (Luke Shapiro), and Olivia Thirlby as the psychiatrist's daughter (Stephanie) whom Luke falls in love with.

Mary-Kate Olsen makes an appearance as a hippie with dreads.

Was actually a decent movie. Made you laugh and cry and left you feeling overall pretty good.

Proved that every now and then Nickelodeon stars can in fact be talented. Josh Peck's performance was incredible.
Have you seen The Wackness yet? Makes you think twice about Josh Peck.
The Wackness by blarghle August 9, 2009

wantness 

An overwhelming feeling of sexual attraction for another person. Usually defined by increased heart rate, heat in erogenous zones and occasional staring and sweating. Can manifest itself with alcoholic beverage consumption, appropriate music, dinner or clever conversation.

Can occur in a single individual but is most often enjoyed with a minimum of two willing participants.
"After the conversation I had with that hot chick, I got hit with the wantness real bad."
wantness by Caelifer February 9, 2010

wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wackness 

"man instead of looking at all the dope things in your life you look at the wack. it's like, stop caring about the wackness"
wackness by stevetherocker August 24, 2008

wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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