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wankness 

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire
John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.
wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009

Wankeress 

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.
Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

wackness 

The state of being wack. A measure of the degree to which someone or something is wack. Alternatively, an exclamation indicating a high degree of wackness in the general surroundings.
I sense wackness emanating from these emcees.
wackness by cazort October 14, 2004

The Wackness 

Movie that came out in 2008 starring Ben Kingsley as an offbeat psychotherapist (Dr. Jeffrey Squires), Josh Peck as his drug-dealing 18 year old patient (Luke Shapiro), and Olivia Thirlby as the psychiatrist's daughter (Stephanie) whom Luke falls in love with.

Mary-Kate Olsen makes an appearance as a hippie with dreads.

Was actually a decent movie. Made you laugh and cry and left you feeling overall pretty good.

Proved that every now and then Nickelodeon stars can in fact be talented. Josh Peck's performance was incredible.
Have you seen The Wackness yet? Makes you think twice about Josh Peck.
The Wackness by blarghle August 9, 2009

wantness 

An overwhelming feeling of sexual attraction for another person. Usually defined by increased heart rate, heat in erogenous zones and occasional staring and sweating. Can manifest itself with alcoholic beverage consumption, appropriate music, dinner or clever conversation.

Can occur in a single individual but is most often enjoyed with a minimum of two willing participants.
"After the conversation I had with that hot chick, I got hit with the wantness real bad."
wantness by Caelifer February 9, 2010

wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared
I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair
wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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