Dud

Did you see that new Tom Cruise movie? Shit was a dud.

He thought he was being funny, but his joke was a total dud.
by Silly December 12, 2003
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Dud is the opposite of funster. You can easily ascertain whether someone is fun-loving, maybe a little crazy OR are they the type of person to be, well, a dud. You will find a dud working overtime at his or her cube, whilst the funster is already at happy hour.
Karen to John O who she's never met: "So, John: are you a funster or a dud?"
John O. "Well I guess you'll have to be the judge of that after we meet" - clearly a dud.

Karen: "Okay, I'll hang with Troy, he's the ultimate funster!"
by Funny Moms January 31, 2015
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Dud

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives
"man, that m-80 was a dud"
by cream of sumyungay September 18, 2005
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Sarah: Hey do you know hannah vigs?

Melissa: Unfortunatly i do, shes a total dud though.
by MJ saaaavoy August 24, 2005
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A person/thing failing to meet required standards.

(noun)
Oscar is such a dud.

'Did you hear about the party last night?' 'no why?' 'it was a complete dud'
'How was Billy in bed last night?' 'He was such a dud!'
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“Dud” is derived from its usage to describe something that has failed to work properly at its predetermined time of need.

As a scornful personal noun, it is used to describe people showing an instantaneous and critical lack of intellect, more than often at the expense of the “Dud” in question and those in the immediate surrounding.

To reach peek Dudhood, an individual predetermined to be the least intelligent of a group, should enthusiastically take excessive Stimulants either alone or encouraged by the group. The individual should then be released in a public space as the aforementioned drugs come into effect. A third-party observer can recognize the manifestation of a Dud, when the actions of said vacuously intoxicated individual evoke reactions of disgust, anger, and fear amongst their companions, rather than the original amusement.
Person 1: “Dude it was such a great idea to bring Eric here, he fits right in! We should give him more Molly..”

Person 2: OH FUCK bro.. Eric’s being a fucking Dud we gotta scram FAST.

Eric: *Spoon-feeding Edibles to the other students in the Special-Education classroom*
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A dud is the name given to the phenomena whereby someone tries to take a poop, however they just let out a fart of some description which embarrassingly yet funnily reverberates around the toilet bowl.
I was looking forward to having a massive poop in the public toilets, but it turned out to be a huge dud.
by StokeSlanga February 14, 2017
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