measurable 

Something your dick isn't

Man his penis is so small I couldn't find it in the mircoscope, making it non-measurable

measurable by CarI Johnson August 1, 2019

measurable 

Measure means : When you measure something, you find out how big or great it is , and "measurable" means able to be measured

* Be as specific as possible and make sure each step is measurable .

* a measurable improvement

measurable by Shahdiss January 29, 2015

Measurable Eternity 

A known period of time that isn't really that long but still seems to take forever.

Examples:

The last day of school before summer vacation begins.

The last 10 minutes of work before a 3 day weekend.

Waiting through all the ads and trailers before the movie you went to see starts.

Any business meeting.

Our weekly staff meeting at work was another measurable eternity. With every minute that passed I could feel whole geological epochs passing.

Measurable Eternity by weasel1969 December 24, 2019

measurable lot 

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

measurable lot by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Messupable 

(adj.)
Derived from the noun, mess meaning, "a disorganized collection, {probably} a consequence of high entropy."
and the compound adjective upable.

Able to be messed up, edited and/or tinkered with, usually with the possibility of catastrophic failure. This pertains to the destruction of the modified noun itself or more important things affected by the object's state.

Don't worry man, this code is totally messupable. I promise your computer won't explode.

You should probably know that custom dog experiment you're running is not messupable. Things can and {probably} will die.

Messupable by ErgoPotato January 21, 2013

Measurate

To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.

Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.

Measurate by Wendy S. February 22, 2020