workiness 

Something that exhibits a state of functioning as intended. Somewhat fluid state. It may work... or it may not.

"I've released a new new patch with improved workiness"

workiness by Trailblazer_Num1_Son January 12, 2018

worknesia 

The ability or talent to completely forget about work related projects or topics overnight or weekends. This can also come in handy if an error is made at work.

I have complete worknesia after 5:00 on Friday.... Don't ask me anything work related. I have no idea what you're talking about.. Ask me on Monday.

worknesia by Insomniagirl June 25, 2016

performative wokeness 

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.

People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

performative wokeness by Brainshrub August 28, 2019

Wordliness 

Not to be confused with wordiness, which is using more words than is necessary.

Wordliness is similar to worldliness. It is the capacity for someone to use a vast plethora of words/phrases in a sophisticated and intelligent manner, usually with far more scope than the average individual.

An individual who is wordly is someone for whom language is both a joy and an adventure. You would describe someone as wordly in the same way that you would describe other individuals as worldly. Again, be careful not to confuse wordly with wordy.

Shakespeare demonstrates far greater wordliness than the average individual; he is unthinkably wordly.

Wordliness by anselhelm January 26, 2011

workiversary 

The anniversary of when you started at your workplace. A date for celebrating all your hard work and perseverance.

Today, we wish our awesome coworker, Sherri, a happy workiversary and surprised her with a cupcake!

workiversary by Thewordwonderer October 18, 2022

dorkiness 

the level of dork-ish behavior that is exhibited by a person or persons as they go about their day to day activities.

Kaelyn's dorkiness is practically overwhelming as she talks about her plans to decorate her cast with duct tape.

Patrick's dorkiness makes him adorable.

dorkiness by ae723 November 13, 2010

wordness 

A statement encompassing the feeling of the term word, but with a greater degree of emotion. It is used when the the term word itself feels inadequate.

Person A: Why do Western men find themselves in places like Thai brothels or Parisian S&M clubs? Could it be that the modern, media-saturated society has desensitized us into not getting any enjoyment out of the most common of physical expressions? For those who enjoy delving into masochism, don't you think it signifies a sort of regression back to our primitive nature? If so, don't you think this is just a harbinger of further regressions in our daily lives?

Person B: Wordness.

wordness by dequinix August 2, 2006