Wimples 

Extra nipples caused by an estrogen overdose powerful enough to render the subject wimpy, ineffectual and generally timid; hence the portmanteau.

Check out the wimples on that pushover, I’ll bet he sells mortgage backed securities.

Wimples by Abradolf Linkler August 6, 2024

wimpess 

A young affluent woman, often from California, who embraces media-created values and the consumer culture. Often used as a synonym for "valley girl".

The mall will be flooded with wimpesses today.

wimpess by Dimatory December 5, 2017

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

Wimple 

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

wumplestomper 

Black kid(s) walking slowly and/or grouped together in such a way that they inhibit proper human trafic flow in the affected area, which is most often a crowded hallway. Will easily become indignant when confronted about thier wumplestomping habits.

"Yesterday Mark got stuck behind a group of wumplestompers and said 'excuse me' in an attempt to get by. They turned around and looked at him, looked at eachother, and then one of them said 'Pfffttszszttsz whaz dat cracka think he's doing??'"

wumplestomper by anti-wumple April 29, 2008

wimblestick 

A magic stick, like a magic wand

Stand back! Ive got my Wimblestick with me

wimblestick by Wimble December 13, 2013

wimplewee 

a placeholder word for something unknown or cant remember the name.

John went to wimplewee to pick up some milk

wimplewee by TheOneWithTheHighGround January 12, 2021