wimblestick

A magic stick, like a magic wand

Stand back! Ive got my Wimblestick with me

by Wimble December 13, 2013

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

vimblestick

Originating from the word wimblestick, vimblestick pretty much means "small penis" or "millimeter peter"

Did you hear about Paris Hilton? Her vimblestick popped out.
How about you go home and shove your vimblestick up your daddy's ***!

by Brad /\/\arschke October 17, 2009

Wigglesticks

The act of having a champion time

Sound night?,::
;Wigglesticks

by Dangoku59 December 31, 2020

wigglesticker

a live sticker of a dog doing the wiggles

I sent a wigglesticker to the family group chat, and it garnered several laughs.

by taquito_taquito May 20, 2024

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023