wipples

The resulting erect state of a woman's nipples upon entering or leaving a cold body of water (shortened from water nipples).

"Yo dude, check out the wipples on that babe in the pool."

by GoShogun May 13, 2005

Wipples

Stereotypical white people related activities, objects, etc

You see that flock of white women, they did a silly photo. Ain’t that some wipples?

by Stammer Hammer July 10, 2021

Wipple

When your nipple goes all big and aggy when it is warm (warm nipple)

Tim: Egh, what is that? That is angin
Sarah: *blushes and flicks nipple so it goes hard and erect* the room is really warm and I got wipple

by m.lik January 7, 2014

Wipeless shit

A crap that comes out so hard or huge that it requires no wiping.

"I wiped my ass after dropping a blue ribbion log and saw that I didn't even need to wipe. I just love a wipeless shit".

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

wipplejig

A superior tool

We got too crazy in the Watsky discord and created wipplejigs

by xxohsteff February 27, 2023

Mr Whipples' warranty

An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.

Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.

by mikie the yorkie March 10, 2008

Whipplesnapple

A right annoying wee nobjockey (usually ginger).

ie: Wee Boabby is a right fucking Whipplesnapple

by Moss66moss July 23, 2021