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An all purpose word, much like the f word.

If it makes moderate grammatical sense, it applies to that situation.
I'll wumple your mom.

Freakin' wumples!

Wumpling wumples!
by 0087 May 01, 2005
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the love for chocolate or a state of deep depression
Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'
by pet_my_panda July 27, 2010
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A wumple is a term for an individual who is so unaware of their own awkwardness and odd quirks that they cause everyone around them to not even bother to comment on how weird they are.

This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.

It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.

It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.
Chad (hot crush): Hey Courtney! What's up?!
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!

Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
.....

Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*
by Youseph June 11, 2018
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