Wimpled 

The most dumbest-assed word any dumb ass can ever "make up". Usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an ass instead. Any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano - a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here.

Girl 1: damn girl that skirt is wimpled like shit

Girl 2: *tosses Girl 1 face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here*

Wimpled by Dale Alvin Gribble April 14, 2010

wimpled 

being in style or can be used to describe someone looking a mess or being beat up.

synonyms: furred, tight, busted, got damn!

girl 1 says: damn girl that skirt os wimple like shit
girl 2 says: thanks, i was looking furred yesterday
random boy says: naw shawty ypu was lookn wimpled!!!!!

wimpled by hammondl.s April 4, 2010

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

breakfast at wimbledon 

Having breakfast at wimbledon is having sex in the morning, presumably with the person with whom you spent the previous night. The phrase comes from the name of the long-standing preview show before televised portions of the famed tennis tournament in England.

"Hey guys. I was in a hurry this morning, but I was able to snag some breakfast at wimbledon before work."

breakfast at wimbledon by crewsanctioned July 31, 2009

Wimple 

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

wimbledon 

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

wimbledon by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wimbledong 

When a member of the general public appears on the big screen during a tennis match at Wimbledon and acts like a total dong! An example of this would be flailing their arms about like a moron and mouthing "mum i'm on the telly!"

Dan: Oh what a spiffing...MUM, I'M ON THE TELLY!!!

Stacey: Oh Daniel...please compose youreself, you are acting like a total Wimbledong!

Wimbledong by pimp&raggassho July 2, 2009