Weetu 

A welfam and skinny guy like ardi with a long beard n big balls with long and huge junk.... and love to mess with peoples

There comes the sexy weetu.

Weetu by Sltew April 26, 2022

Weejus 

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

Weejus by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

weenudge 

When your mate is using the urinal and you give him a small shove in the back while he is doing his business.

Ed noticed that Rich was using the urinal, so on his way out he gave him a weenudge that made Rich urinate over the front of his trousers

weenudge by teleski75 May 9, 2011

Wet Weetabix 

The term given for a male/female that you would seek to or recommend to ‘eat out’ the vagina of or anus again.

I’ll be seeing her again, she sure is nutritious Wet Weetabix!

Wet Weetabix by Tomay Stoves April 11, 2021

weepu 

In rugby football, a very poor kick at goal, or the act of performing such a kick.

Named for the spectacularly bad kicking performance of All Black scrumhalf Piri Weepu in the 2011 Rugby World Cup final, this term was first used on the website of the British newspaper The Guardian on the day of the final.

That's as bad a kick as you'll ever see. Trinh-Duc weepus a kick miles wide right. (The Guardian, 23 October 2011)

We would have won if our flyhalf's kick from in front of the posts didn't turn out to be a real weepu.

weepu by mynah2011 November 4, 2011

Weet Teets 

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

Weet Teets by Patton September 22, 2006

Weebunism 

Weebunism is defined as the ideal that all waifus deserve love. Weebunists believe that all waifus deserve to be lewded or sexualized indiscriminately, regardless of preferences, while preferences are certainly allowed. All are given a chance.

Originally put to practice in the naming of a guild in the Anime-stylized moe bullet hell gacha mobile game (mobage) known as Azur Lane. Weebunism tends to conflict with Waifuism where one is to dedicate themselves to one particular waifu monogamously.

The word Weebunism's etymology originates from the word Weeb (shortened form of Weeaboo) and Communism, despite no connection to Communist or Socialist thought. Waifu equality is not the same as material equality.

Slogans include:
"Equal love and lewd for all waifus!"
"Seize the means of doujin distribution!" (parody of Communist/Socialist slogan, "Seize the means of production!")

Weebunism isn't Communism.
Weebunism is for waifu equality!

Weebunism by Empiur January 1, 2019