Communism

Communism is a socioeconomic structure and political ideology that promotes the establishment of an egalitarian, classless, stateless society based on common ownership and control of the means of production and property in general.
"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property." - Karl Marx
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Communism

A utopia(keyword "utopia") where everyone will be "equal" and thrown into Siberia coal mines in freezing temperatures and a hungry stomach
Redditor:"That's not real Communism!"

Person above room temperature iq:"There is no real Communism as it is always a theory and it simply cannot work."
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A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.
True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.
by KHD January 10, 2005
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Communism

An established form of government in which all men are created and treated as equals... except I'm more equal than you.
"Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?"

"No, we're equal, get it yourself."
by Marl Karx May 07, 2005
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Communism

A stateless, classless, and moneyless utopia in which sex is shared communally by everyone. Everyone gets an equal share of sex. Every person in the masses of the population will have sex with each other in one giant orgy under communism after that the cum from ejaculation that dripped on the floor will be distributed equally for everyone to eat, drink, get kinky with, and enjoy!
“Why do you hate communism so much?”

“I WAS FORCED INTO ONE GIANT ORGY AND I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN CUM!”
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Communism

Misunderstood by a majority of people. It does not abolish personal property, but it does abolish private businesses and attempts to distribute equal rights to the population.
"I really wish that we could effectively introduce communism." "Yeah, but with all this misinformation it would be really hard."
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Liberty Prime: COMMUNISM IS A LIE! CHINA WILL FALL
by Liberty Prime May 19, 2016
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