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A derogatory term for annoying kids who just make no sense

A small piss-shit weeb retard
Fetch: ugh Joseph is such a weeturd he's thirteen and questioning his ww2 factions while shoving Lego up his are
Ryan:Haha Yh fam
Weeturd by Fetchye August 13, 2018
"He is so stupid, if he were any shorter I'd call him weetard."
weetard by J.Teezy November 28, 2009
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Someone who has gone crazy or has become retarded out of devotion for the rock band Weezer.
That guy Oliver is so obsessed with Weezer I think he's turned into a weetard.
weetard by thatweezerkid October 24, 2007
A combination of the words "wee" and "retard." Coined by a Los Angeles teenager in reference to his little sister's friends. Often used in a redundant context, such as "little weetard" or "stupid weetard."
My sister is having all her stupid little friends over for a weetard party, wanna crash it?
weetard by Spença B July 10, 2006
A person who has become retarded due to large overdoses of weed and usually dies in a stupid way
Bryan used to be a nice person until he became a weetard. If only he had stayed away from that tricycle he would still be here today.
Weetard by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011
A milder version of the term Retard, used for people in team games who made bad decisions in game, or have done something (extremely) stupid.

It's used by people who do jokes often or used by people who's parents dont like slurs/swears.
James is such a weetard.
You weetard! Don't do that!
Weetard by SmallChames November 25, 2020
A person with a speech impediment, trying to say the word "retard"
Person 1: We've been teaching your little brother his long division for 2 hours already. Why can't he understand us?
Person 2: He's a wittle weetarded
Person 1: What did you just say?
Person 3: She said he was retarded
Person 1: Oh
weetard by b33pb00p September 26, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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