Definitions by teleski75

exenger

noun. Someone who has previously worked as a bike messenger but is no longer earning a living from it.

A portmanteau of the prefix "ex-" and "messenger", an exenger may or may not wear the clothing or equipment associated with bicycle couriers.

Typically, an exenger will have the skills and experience to distinguish themselves from a fakenger or a posenger. This is sometimes not immediately apparent, especially if the cyclist is a Fixie La Douche style of exenger.

Bill is the king of the exengers. Although he hasn't been a courier since the 80's he still rides a fixie, wears a messenger bag and rolls the leg of his trousers up. He can track stand and roll a cigarette at the same time.

exenger by teleski75 March 27, 2013

weenudge 

When your mate is using the urinal and you give him a small shove in the back while he is doing his business.

Ed noticed that Rich was using the urinal, so on his way out he gave him a weenudge that made Rich urinate over the front of his trousers

weenudge by teleski75 May 9, 2011

powernoia 

noun. A mental condition characterized by anxiety about the remaining battery life of your portable electronic devices. Sufferers will spend all their time worrying about how to charge their device and will be extremely anxious when the low battery warnings appear on their gadgets, especially when away from a power socket.

Enrique bought a really expensive solar panelled back pack to charge his phone from, in order to reduce the powernoia he feels when away from a power socket for any length of time. He finds it particularly useful on his "special mushroom" picking expeditions in the forest.

powernoia by teleski75 May 8, 2011