Wankcan

someone who masturbates way too much. they do it too much for their own good.

"dude did you hear how much adam jerks off?"
"yeah emily calls him a wankcan cause he could fill up a whole trashcan"

by Callum-rain-0 June 2, 2018

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

by rark March 27, 2015

Wankhand

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Wancan

The Wancan berries are a form of berries. They are incredibly powerful and look like a pacifier. Pilqis became Pilqis by eating a large sum of Wancan berries. This is part of the PCU, or Pilqis Canonical Universe. These are also berries availble in Pokemon, however are not as powerful as in the Pilqis Canonical Universe, where Seymour Green and Pilqis consume them frequently and become incredibly powerful as such. Some images depict buff Caterpies and Magikarps that are quite nightmarish consuming Wancan Berries and defeating many opponents. The Wancan berry is the item held by all members of Pilqis's Blissey Sweep Team.

Wancan Berries are optimized. My barber dawg eats them.

by pokisimp4000 May 10, 2021

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

by Fleeg July 23, 2006