Wankhand 

Insult.
Refers to the hand with which you wank.

"Don't touch me you Wankhand!"

Wankhand by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 7, 2009

Wankhandle 

(Noun) A person of limited or nil ability, talent or usefulness. Derived from a derogatory term for the penis.

'See that Ed Milliband? A complete wankhandle'

Wankhandle by RoddyFN March 26, 2013

Wanksandwich 

When two females are 69ing (licking each other out at the same time) each other and a male ejaculates in between them.

"I'm well going to wanksandwich those lesbos" Horney Fat Guy

Wanksandwich by Cockmaster69 June 5, 2009

wanghandler 

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

wanghandler by Noodles February 19, 2003

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

Wank hand by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019

Wankpanda

The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)

Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.

It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’

That guy is a total wankpanda.

Wankpanda by Elephantycuckoobyebye2 March 1, 2026