wankpants

Total and utter prick, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. Often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.

Oh... thats wankpants!

by Cheeky_chaz September 28, 2010

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

by rark March 27, 2015

Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants

by margrette sees January 18, 2013

Wankpasty

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

by VonC April 12, 2021

Daddy Workpants

Terminonlogy that symbolizes the head guy or head boss.

that guy over there is in charge, he has the daddy workpants.

by Mikeo2345 April 10, 2009

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009