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WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Wanktalk 

When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.
Rob: Hey Jim, you know what?

Jim: What?

Rob: When we were talking on the phone last night, you wouldn't shut the fuck up and I got bored, so I started wanktalking.

Jim: O RLY?!

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I'm feeling horny so I'm gonna start cybering Sarah so I can have a wanktalk.
Wanktalk by SuperWank December 16, 2008

wakkatan 

Some that can take the place of any type of word.
(1) wassup
(2) you son of a (fucker, bitch, etc.)
(3)fuck you up your ass
(4) my dad is such a bastard i just want to kill him.
(5) i think im going to commit suicide.
(1)wakkatan
(2) you son of a wakkatan
(3) wakkatan u up the ass
(4) my dad is such a wakkatan i just want to kill him.
(5) I think im going to commit wakkatan.
wakkatan by Honginator October 4, 2004

wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016
when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure