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WankerTanker
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017
Related Words
Wankatank • WankTank • wankytanky • wankadank • Wanktanker • Wanktankerous • wank stank • wank-a-lank • Wank a Bank • wanka panka
Wanktalk
When a guy is having a phone or internet conversation whilst half-heartedly having a wank. The case may be that he is more interested in wanking than having the conversation. Frequently happens during phone sex/cybersex.
wakkatan
Some that can take the place of any type of word.
(1) wassup
(2) you son of a (fucker, bitch, etc.)
(3)fuck you up your ass
(4) my dad is such a bastard i just want to kill him.
(5) i think im going to commit suicide.
(1) wassup
(2) you son of a (fucker, bitch, etc.)
(3)fuck you up your ass
(4) my dad is such a bastard i just want to kill him.
(5) i think im going to commit suicide.
(1)wakkatan
(2) you son of a wakkatan
(3) wakkatan u up the ass
(4) my dad is such a wakkatan i just want to kill him.
(5) I think im going to commit wakkatan.
(2) you son of a wakkatan
(3) wakkatan u up the ass
(4) my dad is such a wakkatan i just want to kill him.
(5) I think im going to commit wakkatan.
wakkatan by Honginator October 4, 2004
wankbanking
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011
Wankblanket
(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016
WankChank
when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together
WankChank by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011
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